soccer moms là gì - Nghĩa của từ soccer moms
soccer moms có nghĩa làA usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer. ExampleI hate soccer momssoccer moms có nghĩa là1. The downfall of human society ExampleMan in Line: *Buying condoms*Soccer Mom: *Laughing* What do you need those for, you're pretty young. Man in Line:Ease up out of my face, bitch Soccer Mom: Don't talk use that language in front of my kids!*Covering kids ears* The soccer mom goes home to find her oldest daughter having an orgy with three guys, two girls, and a goat. soccer moms có nghĩa làA white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-20's to mid-40's with the following characteristics:
1. Her children usually have names like Zachary, Tyler, Kaitlin, Hannah, Hailey, or Dylan ExampleSoccer momsoccer moms có nghĩa làThey name their children Madison, Britney, Caitlyn, Tanner, Bryce, Trevor... they drive an SUV or minivan embossed with soccer ball decals and honor student bumper stickers... their two most prized possessions: their cell phone and their sport water bottle... their husbands are never around, either at work or playing golf... they live in a constant state of suspicion of anyone "different" or not from their neighborhood (which usually is gated to keep those other people out). ExampleThe soccer moms of River Place subdivision gathered at Starbucks to discuss the growing problem of suspicious-looking Hispanic lawn crews prowling up and down their streets. Molly suggested that they discuss the issue with the HOA, to which Cindy said, "Good idea! Maybe we can make a rule requiring all Hispanics who come to our neighborhood be required to pass a background check."They all loved this idea and toasted Cindy with their frozen lattes. soccer moms có nghĩa làThe most despicable species of woman known to humankind. Example"Look out for the runaway minivan driven by the soccer mom!""The parking lot was crammed with soccer moms dropping their kids off to practice." soccer moms có nghĩa là1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died. Example"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--""Mini-Van, ball, now!" soccer moms có nghĩa làa parking lot hazzard Example"soccer moms.....oooooright!" --quagmyersoccer moms có nghĩa làfemale mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes ExampleThe soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.soccer moms có nghĩa làMoms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however) ExampleI don't have an example! but I need to put something here!soccer moms có nghĩa làMoms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however) ExampleI don't have an example! but I need to put something here! |