Funniest bad reviews

Yelpers can be tough, but they also have an amazing sense of humor.

Their funny Yelp reviews are a wonderful source of information that shows you how to improve your business for the better. These reviews are great because theyre hilarious, clever, and still packed with helpful tidbits you can use to improve your business.

Heres a lighthearted look at a incredibly funny Yelp reviews.

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Kung Fu Noodle has wonderful food and eccentric fans. This restaurant is so popular this customer decided to create his own song/review sung to Kung Fu Fighting.

I chuckled when I first saw this.

But I also realized that Vin T, the reviewer, is actually a review savant. Hes included incredible details about the restaurants menu and service [e.g., the xiaolong is a bit unexcite-ing, theres just too much MSG].

Its creative reviewing at its finest.

What about Larry H.? He cant seem to pull himself away from Botto Bistro Italian Restaurant.

Hes so addicted to their food that he cant seem to say no. That sounds like an endorsement to me.

Then theres Michael T., who admitted that he lusted after Minato Sushis food.

Its a love story that begins with lust, progresses to love, and concludes with a hopeful breakup. His amusing review reads as if hes willing to give the relationship a second chance [lol].

Finally, Fox E., an aspiring Yelp emcee, decided to share his thoughts on Pinocchios Pizza in Cambridge.

Each of these reviewers showed an incredible amount of talent.

Their reviews were fair; they were eager, engaged, and willing to provide customers with legitimate and helpful information. The fact that these were funny was a wonderful bonus.

Samuel G thought it would be a good idea to do a tongue-in-cheek review of big law firms in his area.

Samuel did the same thing to BigLaw firm Sullivan and Cromwell LLP.

He treats these international law firms as though theyre local shops in his neighborhood. He loads up on snacks from the cafeteria or snack cart and makes himself right at home. BigLaw typically isnt represented on mainstream review platforms like Yelp, so its hilarious to see these reviews.

Jeffrey G. shared his review on anal fissures [you read that right].

His review reads like youre candid advice from your best friend as hes sharing his experience.

His review is great for several reasons.

All of the hidden objections that come with getting an embarrassing procedure done having someone you dont know inspect your nether regions, the pain, and discomfort, the insecurity, its all relieved by a doctor who has great butt-side manner.

What about teeth?

Eboni F. gets right to the point in her review.

Like every good review, she includes helpful information and entertainment. She even shares photos of her teeth after her procedure is finished.

At first, Stevens review reads like an aggressive infomercial.

His review is absolutely hilarious.

You can tell theres no love lost between Steven and the wasps at his house. Theres lots of specificity in his review as if he believes these wasps are intentionally trying to ruin his BBQs.

What makes this better is the fact that he shares specific details, photos, and content to validate his experience. This makes his story all the more entertaining.

Nick S. shared his experience with The Knot on Yelp.

It doesnt seem like his experience is intended to be funny, but its hilarious all the same. The hyperbolic language would be over the top, even if his experience were a positive one.

Teslas are magical.

Michael T. walked into a Tesla store and walked out a believer.

He used passionate and imaginative language [e.g., Teslas are magical creatures and obviously take magical creatures to repair them, Willy Wonkas workshop]. Its endearing to see how passionate he becomes as his visit progresses.

If youre running the hotel in question, this negative review may sting slightly more than usual.

This reviewer leads with this hotel is as welcoming as a neck and shoulder rub from Bill Cosby. Its an absolutely savage introduction that continues with more pop culture references. This reviewer manages to include the Chipmunks, Fabio, and incredibly detailed feedback.

Tom Segura, or rather his wife, Christina Pazitsky, shared the story of her legendary fart in a hotel room while traveling. Now, a large segment of their fan-base travels to the very same hotel to pay homage to her intestinal distress.

Whats phenomenal about these reviews is the fact that they include honest and helpful feedback about the establishment in question. Its hilarious that these two comedians have started a trend where adults travel to a hotel for the sole purpose of honoring flatulence, lol.

Laura M. uses humor to cope with a horrifying experience.

No one enjoys these things, of course.

But she shares the specifics of a horrifying visit to this hotel in a humorous yet candid way. She admonishes readers to avoid this business, but she spends the previous paragraphs explaining why.

This review is a 2018 classic from a local barbershop, The Mane Barber Shop.

This customer accidentally gassed his barber, but his barber went along with it, doing what he could to protect his customers dignity. Barbers are probably used to gassy patrons, but its still probably pretty embarrassing for customers.

Until you decide to get a pedicure.

I laughed until my sides hurt after reading Vins review; he shared his first pedicure experience, and he did not disappoint.

I laughed even harder when I read his scorecard.

He gave them four stars overall but one-star for all of the positive benefits he received but didnt want, absolutely fantastic.

Yelpers can be tough.

As weve seen, they have a great sense of humor. These customers are a wonderful resource of information for you and your customers. As a resource, theyll provide you with the information you can use to improve your business.

If youre lucky, these customers will wrap their feedback in hilarious and clever packaging. Theyll use stories, poems, lyrics, and wordplay to get your attention. Use these reviews to help your business grow; roll with these funny reviews, and you may find you attract more customer attention than you originally anticipated.

Laugh with your reviewers, and youll find theyre eager to laugh with you.