townies là gì - Nghĩa của từ townies
townies có nghĩa làtownies have a problem with people who dress different to them, listen to different music or have any other hobbies. they also take the piss out of people of different races or cultures blah blah etc. and are basically complete wastes of time (if you know your kid's gonna be a townie, please, drown him/her at birth.) ExampleFuck townies - they suck and are sooooo bored that they can't find anything better to do except hang around Alldays. tragic.townies có nghĩa làA townie is a person whom spends their free time, hanging around outside the local MacDonald’s. The male specimen has a tendency to wear fake Adidas goods, mainly tracksuits. However, they are incapable of running - due to the horrendous daily intake of tobacco. ExampleTOWNIE 1: Oi, bubba - can yo see dose bunch ov freaks bruv?TOWNIE 2: O yyeeeaaa mate, lets lob sum J20 bottles at dem!! TOWNIE 1: Dat is a PHAT idea bruv. As a reward, do ya wanna sleep wit me bird 2nite? TOWNIE 2: Yea mate, shes f*****' fit bruv! townies có nghĩa làAll the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don't seem to realise that townies victimise those who don't share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don't think they're better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can't stand all those stupid words like 'Blud', 'Innit' and 'Blingin'. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years ExampleYeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).townies có nghĩa làThese are the 21 year old people you see on a night, hanging around on street corners or near benches with their 13 year old girlfriend. Examplelook on your local street corner, or your nearest park bench and you will find a few.townies có nghĩa làIn the United States, a "townie" of college age has always been someone who never left their hometown, and adult "townies" are those old guys in college towns who hang around the bars wondering when the semester's going to end and all these damn college kids are going to go home. Example1) Joe is so a townie. He never left Woburn and I hear he's going to community college there. And hangs around the highschoolers at Breakers.2) We gotta get out of this bar, man, there's too many townies glaring at us. townies có nghĩa làcomplete and utter retards who have nothing better to do than swear and shop in jjb etc.they have rings and are genrally pregnant by 11. They are thick. Exampleere mush come ere so i can bray ya. Who are you touchin. Dick. FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!townies có nghĩa làTownies, now that is some blingin' sh*t, yo! Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live (if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'). Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: 'On what day did the lord create townies, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?' Look in a bus shelter, you may find one, wearing shirts that say 'von dutch' or FCUK or some american city that nobody wants to visit. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. Exampletownie: Wot da f*** lookin at?Normal person: You Townie:so u fink ur solid, huh? normal person: well i'm not a liquid, if that's what you mean... townie: (to cru) Right, get 'im, innit! (townies get beaten up) Townie: Right, i'll get ma (insert family member here) on u Then, the family member comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. This process is called the aging cycle, and it reapeats itself till they get to the age when most townies die (26) townies có nghĩa làPoem About Townies Example\m/ rock on alternative fashion \m/townies có nghĩa làThe Average Male Townie: ExampleHere are a few expressions that this dangerous kind might use:"Sick bruv" - cool or great "Yer ma'e" - Yes "I'll give ya beats" - I want to hurt you "Bling" - jewellery "Ma homies" - my friends "Your mum" - Definition UNKNOWN. Many people have tried to define this fascinating expression into English and I have reached the conclusion that in fact, it is just a phrase in which townies resort to using because they cannot think of anything else to say. townies có nghĩa làHow to recognise a townie: ExampleAn example of some perfectly formed townies are a group of girls who i had an arguement wiht the other day. Aswell as not being able to look at the main 'speaker' incase i was blinded bt her orange mask of foundation and blinding eyeshadow, i had to keep asking her to repeat herself, as all i cud hear was a loud screeching sound.NOTE: NEVER answer a townie back. i did, and it didnt get me very far. the hole group looked like they were about to sit on me, but after shoving me around for a bit, they gave up as it wasnt gettin them very far either. townies tend to feel like they hav 2 win th arguement. afta realising she wasnt winning, the leader of th group tld her frend she wanted 'to keep sayin stuff to me cuz I was being mouthy!' though she never actually came any closer. |