Funny Walmart reviews
With hundreds of millions of items for sale, from electronics and books to pet supplies and diapers, Amazon is unquestionably the largest online retailer on the planet. In fact, Amazon, from a market cap perspective, is even larger today than Walmart. One of the reasons why Amazon is such a popular online destination is that many products are accompaniedby hundreds, and sometimes thousands, of product reviews from everyday consumers who can speak with first-hand authority to the merits of whatever item is being considered. As a result, consumers are able tomake more informed shopping decisions and steer clear of items they might ultimatelyregret purchasing. Of course, with the Internet being what it is, Amazons vast library of product reviews are also filled with a good number of sarcastic, biting, clever, and downright hilarious responses. Some even speculate that these reviews may be responsible for Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos distinctive laugh. So without further ado, listed below are some of the best and funniest Amazon product reviews we could find.Buckle up, these are pretty golden. DONT MISS:Meet Bird, a device that could find itself at the center of your connected future Banana Slicer This banana slicer is actually one of the more widely known products brimming with over the top and sarcastic reviews. While its very existence is certainlybound toraise a few eyebrows,5,296 customers gave this an average rating of 4.5 stars. Still, its not as if the banana slicer is not without its fair share of controversy. Onone hand, the banana slicer might be able to salvage a dying relationship. But on the other hand, the banana slicer does suffer from a glaring industrial design flaw. Clearly, we need a tie-breaker to see if this product is worth the $3.80 asking price. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank Believe it or not, but you can purchase a personal tank style cruiser on Amazon for just 19 grand. Not surprisingly, this product elicited a number of hilarious reviews, though this one in particular really stands out.
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon One of the more famous Amazon products to receive an onslaught of hilarious reviews is this gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk. In fact, the initial spate of sarcastic reviews that accompanied this product listing became so well-known that it even became the topic of a 2006 New York Times article. Some of the funnier reviews are below. Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee Its been a while, but you might remember that this ridiculous wolf-themed T-shirt became an ironic best-seller on Amazon back in 2009, paving the way for countless product reviews. I mean, its not every day that a t-shirt warrants its own Wikipedia page. With somany great reviews to choose from, it was almost impossible to narrow things down to just one representative example. That said, this one here, which was one of the first to grace the products Amazon page, might just do the trick.
Sigma Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens Looking to bolster the capabilities of your Canon DSLR? Have $25,000 lying around? Then perhaps you might be interested in this Sigma Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens tailor made forCanon DSLR cameras. These folks, after all, seemed to enjoy it. Microwave for One This 1987 classic is a must-have for anyone wanting to be taken seriously in the kitchen. As you might expect, there are so many hilarious reviews for this title that wed be doing you all a huge disservice by not posting quite a few examples. Below are a few of the better games we came across. Horse Head Mask What wardrobe is complete without a horse head mask? With Halloween coming up, who knows, this might be the perfect gift for any Bojack Horseman fans you might know. Or, just as easily, get this bad boy for yourself and gleefully scare friends and loved ones alike. Interestingly enough, the top rated comment for this product comes from none other than George Takei. Still, we thought these ones were a tad more worthy of a mention. Framed Samsung85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 4K HDTVs may be getting cheaper, but this framed 85-inch behemoth from Samsung originally priced at $45,000 is certainly an exception to the rule. How to Avoid Huge Ships This book sounds like a maritime thriller, but unfortunately the reviews indicate otherwise. Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray Hopefully Tesla or some other forward-thinking car manufacturer will soon start making these steering wheel compatible work trays standard. Just look at how productive it might make the morning commute for millions of people across the globe. Defense Technology Pepper Spray One review reads:
Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Now this is certain a strange product. Its just a pen, but its bizarrely advertised towards women. Bics product description reds: A beautifully smooth ball pen designed specifically for women. The pink barrel has a great floral design that continues onto the metal cone. Super smooth Easy Glide ink & a cushioned grip make writing with this pen ultra comfortable! Its almost as hilarious as the reviews below. The Story about Ping A 1933childrens book about a duck, an enterprising fellow wrote a comical review of the book as if it were intended to be a UNIX how-to-guide. Well played Mr. Fracisco, well played. The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China How this is a book is beyond me. Even stranger: its $495. Buyer beware, indeed. English Grammar for Dummies No list would be complete without an entry from the Dummies series. This review here is a bit predictable, but well executed nonetheless. Asfour Crystal Tut Anhk Amon Chair And closing things out, we have thisAsfour Crystal Tut Anhk Amon Chair. According to the product description, the chair is made with some of the finest crystal in the world and took about 630 hours to build. When it was available (apparently someone actually bought this thing) it ran at about $140,000. |